Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.
Sonic, KLR, and servers
'12 1.4T 6M LT2
Current: DEH-80PRS & B-8PTD, TTR MM/TM, DDM Intake/HS, Rear Brace, Coil Cover, bushings, short shifter, ZZP TB, MPFab intercooler/piping/bypass-bypass, mainfold ported, Trifecta Full, Eibach springs, Moog links, black door handles
Waiting to be insalled: MPFab DRS
Future: boost gauge, shift light
Other ride: 07 KLR
Current autobahn speed record: 149MPH
Number of times...
-cutoff > 100MPH: 2
-passed by damn station wagon > 100MPH: 2^43
-forgot to tighten lugnuts:2