I try not to think about it. Because midlife crisis car, irresponsibly blowing money to stave off thoughts of death!
OK lets try this
Wanted LS base model hatchback, only got LT so I could get turbo and didn't need either.
Wastefully blown money list should therefore include
$1000 LT
$700Turbo
$100 CC package
Then aftermarket wasteage begins. All amounts approximate and rounded, and based solely on my fuzzy memory.
$2 Roll electrical tape to black out bowties
$4 Roll Duck Tape for body art
$25 K&N filter (later discarded)
$15 Specter tubes to replace stock intake tube (later discarded)
$50 Backup SAB to chop, so I could preserve original part (later discarded)
$50 Ultragauge (later discarded)
$40 Bluetooth OBDII port
$5 Torque pro
$900 DDM high flow cat and catback with resonator delete from BNR
$250 ZZP intake
$25 Shark fin
$500 V Sin 16 wheels
$500 Sumitomo touring plus LST tires
$40 DDM shifter bushings
$250 BNR E85 injectors
$90 OEM belly pan
$300 upper and lower mounts from TTR
$250 Flexfuel setup
$1000 Clutchmaster's clutch kit FX300 and 13 lb single mass flywheel prototype
$500 BNR/Trifecta Red Pill tune
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(waiting install)
$130 Forge BPV
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Misc parts:
$100 set OEM mud flaps
$10 Fold down holder for ultragauge/cell phone (for Torque Pro display)
$5 plug to replace door lock knob
$20 GM Flexfuel Badge
$50 removable roof rack
$40 pair seat heaters
$10 cigarette plug triple port
$5 cigarette plug dual USB plug
$5 Can plastidip, red (for fogs)
$150 Assorted tools and ramp set
Total not including labor for items I wasn't competent to install myself $7117.
Estimated paid labor cost, $1200
Considering most men my age buy Ferarri's, I don't feel too badly about this, also, I get to spend it in small increments and get a charge out of doing it every time... compare that to the "thrill" of just making another payment on the Ferarri!
I will however freely admit that there's nothing on that list I needed and that push come to shove, maybe I didn't even need the Sonic itself, after all I could have continued driving the F150 for several more years. Add another $15K for LS Sonic HB to the wasted money list; total $23,316 unnecessary spending.
Feels good though.