State of your bearded manliness (the beard thread)
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krakenredbeard
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7 month the monster is really starting to get out there!
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Insanika
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HAHAHAHAHAH ohh the mental picture that produced.. Standing there with this long luxurious golden beard flowing in the wind... Lolol.
ChrisJ
Active member
Not that long, thankfully but I usually wake up with a case of bed beard.
This morning at the office.
Hmmm.
Close,
hammrdwn510
Member
i'll play along
From around May of this year. I'll have to snap one tomorrow when the light's just right.
Anywho, anyone have problems eating certain foods like peanut butter, cheeseburgers, enchiladas, ice cream, soup...any kind, italian beef, gyros, etc etc etc.... pretty much any kind of messy food?? I learned to carry a roll of paper towels in the car:blankface:
Anyone ever find weird things in their beard?
From around May of this year. I'll have to snap one tomorrow when the light's just right.
Anywho, anyone have problems eating certain foods like peanut butter, cheeseburgers, enchiladas, ice cream, soup...any kind, italian beef, gyros, etc etc etc.... pretty much any kind of messy food?? I learned to carry a roll of paper towels in the car:blankface:
Anyone ever find weird things in their beard?
ahtoxa
New member
i'll play along
From around May of this year. I'll have to snap one tomorrow when the light's just right.
Anywho, anyone have problems eating certain foods like peanut butter, cheeseburgers, enchiladas, ice cream, soup...any kind, italian beef, gyros, etc etc etc.... pretty much any kind of messy food?? I learned to carry a roll of paper towels in the car:blankface:
Anyone ever find weird things in their beard?
Yeah, buddy.
I was forced to go a little shorter on the stache, particularly on the sides of the mouth. Food would always get on the beard and beard would always get in mouth. I would often chew my food and beard at the same time.
hammrdwn510
Member
i've trimmed a few times on the sides, nothing really on the chin... the stache on the other all the time... thinking about shaving teh stache off completely and going full bore abe linconln/amish mafioso......
I've noticed lately that i'm chewing on hair, immediately get grossed out only to find out its the be beard..... meh carry on stuffin ma face..... Haven't tried any oils or magical lotions... been working in the 'burbs of chicago as opposed to downtown. I'd always pass up magical broham lotion, shea butter and other crazy stuff stand on the way home, but never had the beard at the time. All i use now is some pantene 2inJuan champoo/conditioner......
I've noticed lately that i'm chewing on hair, immediately get grossed out only to find out its the be beard..... meh carry on stuffin ma face..... Haven't tried any oils or magical lotions... been working in the 'burbs of chicago as opposed to downtown. I'd always pass up magical broham lotion, shea butter and other crazy stuff stand on the way home, but never had the beard at the time. All i use now is some pantene 2inJuan champoo/conditioner......
hammrdwn510
Member
practice makes beardfect.....
keep on shavin thill it thickens up.....or maybe a splash of rogaine in the morning might do the trick
I found that combing and training the beard has helped me.... pretty soon i'll have it jumping thru flaming hula hoops, rolling over, playing dead and hopefully having it fetch me a beer . Now that would be a good well trained beard IMO
keep on shavin thill it thickens up.....or maybe a splash of rogaine in the morning might do the trick
I found that combing and training the beard has helped me.... pretty soon i'll have it jumping thru flaming hula hoops, rolling over, playing dead and hopefully having it fetch me a beer . Now that would be a good well trained beard IMO
hammrdwn510
Member
nah... the real keeper test would be if it fetched you a beer without you even know you were thirsty or were about to finish the one in your hand. Now that would be a keeper