That is a very good article.
It explains why cars driven by people who don't brake hard get squealing brake pads. My fix for that was several hard stops. That almost always cured it. According to the article the pad material was worn off the disk and the pads needed to be re bedded.
The article says warped rotors aren't common on street cars when everything is installed properly and lugs are properly torqued. I agree with that 100%. I haven't had a rotor warp on my vehicles in 18+ years. I always use a torque wrench on my lugs.
I have seen many rotors warped on other people's cars. It's easy to see when the rotor is warped when your cutting it on a lathe. I'm willing to bet the warpage was caused by installing the lug nuts with an impact gun 99% of the time.
As for your break in procedure, according to the article going 50-60 mph and slowing down to 10 mph. That is for a high performance street pads. Most daily drivers that don't see the track don't need them.
Since the closest track to me is 2 hours away without traffic. More like 3.5-4 with traffic. Most auto parts stores around here stock/sell standard street pads. They don't require higher speeds and harder braking to seat. Most of them have a special compound on them that they claim don't have to be broken in. I still do anyway.
Also, I knew you were only kidding about the oil on the pads. But unfortunately I know people who will do stuff like that if someone tells them to. One person decided while doing brakes on his car, he should put disk break quiet on the friction surface

Another wanted to fill the engine with soapy water and run it to clean it out because the oil was black when I changed his oil.